Jack and Jill

From Irene.

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The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Jill or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Jill came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said, "Jill , I have never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Couldn't you just jack off?" she says. "I don't feel well today."