Fast Forward

A buddy of mine who is twice divorced dropped by to return my ladder. My wife asked him when he was planning on marrying the girl he's been with for two years.
"That's funny," he said, "because she asked me the same question last week."
"What did you tell her?" I asked.
"I told her that I could do her one better. I told her that we could immediately start to hate each other and start the proceedings to sue the hell out of each other."
"What did she say?" my wife asked.
"She said, 'OK.'"