Friday, June 13, 2008

Lease Vs Own


From Carrie.

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Rent vs. Buy…
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I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
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Assuming they made love every night during their 5-year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

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On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour.

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Crazy, right?
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But...

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Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+ million).

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Value-added benefits include:

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- a 22 year old hot babe,
- no begging,
- no coaxing,
- never a headache,
- wide open menu,
- ability to put BOTH legs around you,
- no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists.
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Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round.
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All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
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Is it just me, or does it seem better to rent than to buy?

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