Carrie
This is a picture of Carrie from the Moon Connection blog. There is no story about her here. Just the picture. Why, you ask? Well, if you look at her history here, she's a comment magnet. The first picture of her I put up drew fifteen comments. The second, sixteen. Even her wedding invitation drew nine. And don't tell me you missed her shower picture. Look down at the post about the sexiest woman in the world. No comments. Zero.
Carrie - 16
Sexiest woman in the world - 0
(Tell Mr. Carrie to think about that one tonight.)
That's good enough for me. I like comments.
And one more thing. Carrie told me that if I can get enough of you readers to go to her site and leave a comment, then she will send me a better picture. Come on guys, get over there and comment. It might be something sexy. That picture up there is of her without makeup. Here is one of her with makeup.
She cleans up nice, don't she? Oh, and here is one of her whenever I send her one of my jokes.
Thank God she has a great sense of humor. You can't get away with that with most women. Also, I ordinarily clear all stories and pictures with people before I post them. This one, she has no idea is coming. I can see her face later this morning. Kind of like that up there. I'm going to owe her a boat ride for this.
And you guys out there, you should have met her when she was younger. Why? Because she was single back then. Heck, even I wanted to take her home with me. But my wife wouldn't let me.
posted by Tramp at
Friday, May 05, 2006
10 Comments:
Okay, okay!
I better quit using that ' it'll make your lips plumper' moisturizer all over....Holy Heck! That is a wonder bra on Steroids.
As for meeting me when I was single- I was too busy running around with your LADY for men to notice ME....how many phone numbers did I get vs her? ooops, another secret out of the bag....( answer: Carrie 0- Lady 125) So post a picture of HER, okay?
When can We expect a boat ride???. The son has moved on from animal trivia to football trivia, he'll keep you amused, and my mini me will sing and dance all the live long day. Hubby will fish, drink, and be quiet.
I figured that would be a shocker.
Lady says "no pictures" but I keep trying to find a way. Gotta do what she says, I have to live with her, and don't want to push my luck. I don't know how she lives with me now.
And the boat is always ready. She has a great mechanic. Me. Remember I built a 500 HP Z28 when I was sixteen, by myself. Still have it.
This boat is a bit tall for fishing, but the swim platform works well, about a foot off the water at rest. If he likes to fish, bring him here. We are pulling out 15 inch and bigger Largemouth bass on almost every cast. Mix them up with a few Crappie and Perch, maybe a couple Blue Gill, and you've got a good day fishing. He will be so busy reeling in the fish that you will have to drink beer for him. Hope that's not a problem. He can run my bass boat all by himself and feel like a grownup.
Just as " The Lady" doesn't want her picture taken, I don't want my husband to feel ' too grown up' it would complicate things. hee hee ( remember he is 7 yrs younger than I) As for the Z28- is it the complete car you still have or the engine? And back to the boat, are you inferring that my husband doesn't have a long enough pole? Oh am I on a roll.....too bad I have to stifle myself for a few soccer games.
Beer drinking has never been the problem, it's the growing impression that everyone wants my opinion after the beer that is the problem, and the need to sing frequently. I would of course, remain on my best behavior if we would be allowed to grace the deck of your boat......can I bring the dog?
I've got the whole car. All original, except for the modifications. But they are the 'original modifications'!.
Trust me, that's funny if you are a 'motorhead'.
If your husband fishes with 'that' pole, then NO FISHING.
Dogs are always welcome (see 'Dog Vacation' post). But must wear a lifejacket (no, I'm not kidding, yes, I have them). Singing is allowed and encouraged (I do a great Jimmy Buffett when I get 'liquored up"). Best behavior is frowned upon and may be punishable with liquor.
Do you have jackets for the kids?
Jimmy Buffett is perfect...I'll bring the tequila and limes!
Of course. I have to. Whenever anyone comes aboard, they instantly turn into a child.
Seriously, I have eight child jackets aboard, but I only require them when boarding or leaving the boat. Docks can be notoriously unsteady.
And I have a standing invite issued to Jimmy Buffett, but he hasn't taken me up yet. Maybe if I tell him you are coming...
if you send him my picture, I can guarantee you he will run the other way, and since the man owns his own Beaver DeHavilland, he can do it and not have to worry about where to land...( reference the airplane story from Sunday May 7th)
You know he was shot down one time.
not by me, he wasn't....
That statement begs the question, who was?
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