New Geno Facts Found
I've discovered some new facts about Geno that you probably don't know.
Geno doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames, and sidewalks.
Once you go Geno, you are physically unable to go back.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Geno to go around.
Little known medical fact: Geno invented the caesarian section when he kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its full name, which happens to be Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Geno-Division.
Geno once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was kicked in the head by Geno in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Geno is on.
Geno once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Geno can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Who let the dogs out? Geno.
Geno's 5 o'clock shadow appears yesterday.
Geno has already been to Mars, that is why there are no signs of life there.
Geno's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Geno' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
Geno does not sleep. He waits.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Geno, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
posted by Tramp at
Thursday, May 04, 2006
7 Comments:
I get this rare information from a source available to no one else. It's called 'Life Experiance With Geno'. I am one of the few survivors. And I barely made it.
He doesn't have 'net access where he's at, so sadly he will be AWOL for three weeks. But were saving it up for him. I don't want to post another Geno story without giving him the chance to defend himself!
Hey Angela or Angeila, you're spelling your name two different ways. Is that an alias?
Just kidding!
I saw someone clip Geno's wings one time. He instantly regenerates new ones and the old ones explode in the bearers hands.
Geno is what we all hope to become. He is smart, funny, caring and most importantly, a good person.
Geno stayed at my house one time. In the morning, when I woke up, I found him downstairs pacing like a caged tiger. He couldn't open the door because he didn't know how to disarm the alarm. He felt trapped. This, in a nutshell, is Geno.
Wow, you just hit me with deja vu. He's done the same thing to me. And you don't have to say a word to each other. You just understand. If you are one of the special ones. Apparently, you are!
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