Corrine Vs Hallmark
Corrine wins hands down. Hallmark never had a chance.
Show them Corrine.
Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath ...
I pledge it till the end.
Why, you ask?
Because you are my friend.
Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you anyway.
posted by Tramp at
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
3 Comments:
are you corrine?..
No, I'm not. I'm Tramp. It is, of course, a nickname. Corrine is a reader, a lifelong friend and a wonderful and beautiful person.
In a lot of ways, we are alike. We like a lot of the same things. Motorcycles, humor and Geno, to name a few.
But we are two different people. And she is better looking.
Told you she was better looking. The last time I posted my picture I used a gorrila. And no one noticed!
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