Selective Hearing

Men have what is called 'Selective Hearing'. It's a condition where you can hear alright, but not every word. Oh, it's not as bad as you might think. Here is how it works.

What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!