Island Chili Dog Recipe

Here is the official recipe for our famous Island Chili Dogs.
These instructions must be followed exactly.

Island Chili Dogs
Drink a beer.
Open a can of chili and set by the fire.
Drink a beer.
Find hot dogs.
Drink a beer.
Find hot dog buns.
Drink a beer.
Wonder why there are ten hot dogs but only eight buns.
Drink a beer.
Where the hell did the hot dogs go?
Drink a beer. Drink a berr.
Cook a dot hog.
Bink a dreer.
Stupig got trog fell in the frier.
Stink a deer.
Where is that chili?
DAMN THATS HOT!
Think a rear.
Go to bed. Who needs this?