"Jesus H. Christ In A Chicken Basket"

Have you heard the audio from man's first steps on the moon?

"One small step" and all that crap. Right. Who wouldn't be a little more excited than that setting foot on the moon?
"Hi, I'm on the moon. Whatever."
I don't think so.

Here is the real uncut audio. Warning. Profanity. (Well, DUH!)