Carrie On Four Legged Children

Carrie lays down the law at her house on the short kids.
It's the same at my house.
Our dog, Sophie (a Sheltie), doesn't even know she is a dog.
And we have a new one.
Milo (a Jack Russell), is a dead ringer for Eddie from the 'Fraser' TV show.
We have a sign on our front door that reads, "Ring Door Bell And Run, The Dog Needs Exercise"

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To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture (That's why they call it "fur"niture).
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.
And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Nuff said!