Colleen's Phone Rules

Colleen (Lil Sis) sent me her rules for proper phone usage.

I have to agree!

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Rules for the phone.

How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!

GOOD MORNING,
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA .

Press "1" for English.



Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English



And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,

Jesus Christ




And the American Soldier.






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One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
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