Geno, A Confirmed Bachelor

Geno is single by choice.
Why? Here’s why!

Geno avoids Bride-Eyed women.
Geno believes in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.
Geno believes in Wine, Women and So-Long.
Geno can get into bed from either side.
Geno can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
Geno can have a girl on his knee without having her on his hands.
Geno can't be Spouse-Broken.
Geno cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Geno is not missing anything in life except a few buttons on his shirt.
Geno knows how to hold a woman's hand so that she doesn't get a grip on him.
Geno leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.
Geno likes his Girl Friend just the way she is... Single!
Geno never makes the same mistake once.
Geno never met a girl he couldn't live without.
Geno, when a girl asks him for a Diamond Ring, he turns Stone-Deaf.
Geno, when he opens the window in his house, more dust blows out than in.
Geno would rather mend his socks than his ways.