Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Geno, A Confirmed Bachelor


Geno is single by choice.
Why? Here’s why!

Geno avoids Bride-Eyed women.
Geno believes in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.
Geno believes in Wine, Women and So-Long.
Geno can get into bed from either side.
Geno can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
Geno can have a girl on his knee without having her on his hands.
Geno can't be Spouse-Broken.
Geno cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Geno is not missing anything in life except a few buttons on his shirt.
Geno knows how to hold a woman's hand so that she doesn't get a grip on him.
Geno leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.
Geno likes his Girl Friend just the way she is... Single!
Geno never makes the same mistake once.
Geno never met a girl he couldn't live without.
Geno, when a girl asks him for a Diamond Ring, he turns Stone-Deaf.
Geno, when he opens the window in his house, more dust blows out than in.
Geno would rather mend his socks than his ways.

12 Comments:

Blogger Sweet said...

So what are you really saying?

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 11:36:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Geno has a lock on it!

He is exactly where he wants to be.

I've seen people tell him, "You should find a nice girl and settle down", then watch as he tries unsuccessfully to not laugh!

And when that famous laugh comes, it entertains you and bewilders them!

Thursday, March 29, 2007 1:07:00 AM  
Blogger Sweet said...

I agree...Geno loves em' and leave em' unless you are special...even then you have to let him go...

Thursday, March 29, 2007 3:12:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

He is a slippery one!

Thursday, March 29, 2007 4:37:00 PM  
Blogger corrine said...

BUT HE WILL ALWAYS BE OUR GENO SWEET EVEN IF WE HAVE TO SHARE HIM AND NUMBER 8 IS GREAT LOL

Thursday, March 29, 2007 6:04:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Geno always told me that there was enough of him to go around.

I took his word for it!

Thursday, March 29, 2007 8:04:00 PM  
Anonymous southerngirl said...

*again wishes she knew geno*

Thursday, March 29, 2007 11:37:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Careful what you wish for.

Geno travels extensively!

Friday, March 30, 2007 1:26:00 AM  
Blogger Sweet said...

So Corrine, are you saying you are number 8 on Geno list?

I wonder what my number is?

Southern Girl, Tramp is right "be careful" How far south are you? I might could fix you up....however, to play the game you have to let him go...

Friday, March 30, 2007 4:43:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Oh quit fibbing!

You're both number one and you know it!

Saturday, March 31, 2007 2:31:00 AM  
Blogger Sweet said...

You got it Tramp...

Saturday, March 31, 2007 3:27:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

So I've been told. But it's no big thing.

It's just common sense!

I mean it is correct, but come on.

That statement is right up there with, "Water is wet and Hell is hot and Sweet and Corrine are Number One".

How stupid do you have to be to not know that?

*wink wink nod*

Saturday, March 31, 2007 3:46:00 AM  

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