New iPod

From Irene.

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A husband went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. For some reason he had to be back home later during the day while running some errands. When he entered the house, he was surprised to see his wife in bed with a man whose head was between her breasts.
The husband demanded, "What on earth are you doing?"
The stranger stammered, "I'm listening to music!"
The husband shoved the stranger aside and said, "Let me listen."
He also between her breasts. He exclaimed suspiciously, "I can't hear any damn music."
"Of course not," quipped the stranger, "You're not plugged in!"