Easy Fruitcake Recipe

I love this recipe. I actually wrote it myself.

You didn't know I was a cook, did you?

I use it often!

I think I'll go and use it now!

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FAST, SIMPLE AND EASY FRUITCAKE RECIPE
Follow the directions carefully.

Ingredients;

One (1) six (6) pack of your favorite beer
One (1) palm of your hand

Directions;

Open one (1) beer.
Drink it.
Open another (another) beer.
Drink it.
Take a restroom (place where you pee) break.
Open another (yes, another) beer.
Pour it (the beer) on your head.
I'm kidding, drink it.
Restroom (use both hands).
Beer yourself.
Now ask yourself, "Is there a fruitcake shortage?"
And again, "Does anyone really eat that stuff?"
Take one (1) palm and with it facing you, slap yourself on the forehead (harder!).
Figure out something to do with the rest of the beer.