Little Geno

Little Geno was sitting on the sidewalk, playing with a piece of shit.
A postman rode up and asked him what he was doing.
"I'm making a postman!" little Geno declared.
Then a little old lady came up and asked him what he was doing.
Little Geno replied, "I'm making a little old lady!"
The old lady was so disgusted that she went to the local cop shop and reported little Geno.
A short while later, a big policeman strolled down and approached little Geno.
"How's it goin' there, little man?" he said. "I know what you're doing - you're making a policeman."
Little Geno looked up at the cop and smiled.
"Fuck off!" he said. "I ain't got enough shit for that!"