Monday, November 19, 2007

Get 'Er Done!

From Sweet.

With apologies to Larry the Cable Guy.


Geno and Tramp walk into a bar.

While having a shot of whisky, they talk about how well their moonshine operation is running.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
Geno looks over at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
So Geno walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a big wet lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe normally again, Geno smiles at her, then slowly and calmly walks back to the bar.
Tramp, unphased, says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' one time back a ways ago, but I ain't niver seed nobody up and git 'er done!"



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