Town Gossip

The town gossip stopped over today. She annoys me but I tolerate her. She knew that friends of ours were expecting a baby. She asked how that was going.

I said, "They had the baby. The poor thing was born without a penis."

She said, "No, really?"

I said, "It's the God's truth."

And off she ran to blab it to everyone.

My wife said to me, "Why didn't you just tell her they had a girl?"