Corrine, Redneck Expert

From Corrine.

Tell me she ain't an expert in the field.

You'll LOVE this one....hope no one takes offense to this, but this one's funny, right here...I don't care who you are, this one's funny:


United States Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elitefighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Caronlina, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pick ups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.