Wednesday, September 13, 2006

This Will Be Corrine In 40 Years


Singing In Church

The pastor shouted out "CROSS."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unis on, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE" The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "POWER"
The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."

The Pastor said "SEX"
The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."

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