It's Here!

Whiskey, whiskey, wine and beer,
Don’t look now but shopping’s here.
Whiskey, whiskey, beer and wine,
Are we ready for long lines?

Whiskey, whiskey, cheese and bread,
It’s the season that we dread.
Whiskey, whiskey, bread and cheese,
Please don’t make me go, oh please!

Whiskey, whiskey, on the rocks,
Bumps and bruises, shoves and knocks,
Whiskey, whiskey, till I snooze,
If I stay home, then I can’t lose!

Whiskey, whiskey, Santa Claus,
I can’t prove he’s breaking laws.
Whiskey, whiskey, I give up,
Think I need a bigger cup!