Thursday, November 22, 2007

Sweet's Night Out - (Putting On The Ritz)

Sweet is feeling a bit down in the dumps and decides to treat herself to a meal at the Ritz.

Sweet manages to get a table that very night and enjoys a delicious meal on her own, nothing too extravagant but nice all the same.

The headwaiter brings the bill and Sweet is horrified to see the total: $250!
Sweet didn't expect this at all and asks the waiter, "Would you mind holding my breasts while I get out my credit card?"
The headwaiter is taken aback. In all his years in the job he's never been asked that before, but always eager to please the customer, he obliges.

Sweet gets up to leave and the waiter is still perplexed.
His curiosity gets the better of him and he catches up with her at the door, "I'm sorry to bother you Miss but I'd like to know why you asked me to do that just now."
"Oh, it's quite simple really" Sweet replies "I love to have my breasts held when I'm being screwed!"


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